I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?
I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think where the HECK is my roof?!
There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
I love cats they taste just like chicken
>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol
[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them
[When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
Cheese is my friend!
-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
My cat's name is mittens!
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
Act your age, not your shoe size!
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
You were so cute as a baby what happened?!?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
I'm knot dumb!
My door is always open so feel free to leave
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG Read this again without DOG
Be selfish just once If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met ur brother!
I love ur smile and ur eyesDamn im good at telling lies!
I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
My darling my love, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles If you don't like them I have others
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
Now that I have a gunu may run or hide
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt the KEY!
I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed 2 scare away the mice!
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
Life's a game FISHING IS SERIOUS! [/center]
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